Former JAG officer highlights absurdity of gay ‘marriage’ by suing to marry his porn-filled laptop
TALLAHASSEE, FL , May 6, 2014 – A former JAG officer attempted to intervene in two state cases to overturn traditional marriage laws, saying if homosexuals can marry their true love, he should have that right, too. In his case, the Florida man says he wants to marry his “porn-filled Apple computer.” Two federal judges have rejected his request to become part of ongoing litigation aimed at overturning both Florida and Utah’s bans on same-sex “marriage.” Chris Sevier, 37, an Iraq veteran who previously served as a JAG officer in the Tennessee Army National Guard , argued in his Florida filing that “If gay people have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object," namely, his laptop computer, which he uses to access pornography. In his filing in the Utah case , Sevier dared the 10 th Circuit Court of Appeals to, “Put up or shut up” regarding marriage r